Champagne for your backside.
Tinkle Toosh is the world's first sparkling water bidet. Same toilet. Same you. Way more fizz.
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Why go sparkling?
Regular bidets are fine. Fine is not a feeling. Here's what happens when you add carbonation to your most underappreciated feature.
It just feels better
Millions of tiny bubbles giving your undercarriage a standing ovation. Flat water could never. Users report spontaneous humming.
Light on the bum
Carbonated water is literally full of air. That's less water, more whoosh. It's the soufflé of hygiene. Your cheeks will feel weightless.
Instantly fancy
Every visit becomes an occasion. Toast to yourself. You've earned it, and so has your bottom.
How it works
Four steps between you and a sparkling situation.
Clip it on
Fits any toilet. Tools not required. Bravery recommended.
Load the COâ‚‚
Pop in a FizzPod. It goes hiss. You go "ooh."
Pick your fizz
Gentle Spritz to Extra Brut. Choose wisely.
Press & sparkle
Lean back. Close your eyes. Let the bubbles do the talking.
The science of the fizz
Our team of Bubbleologistsâ„¢ spent upwards of one long weekend perfecting a patented* MicroPopâ„¢ nozzle that delivers bubbles at exactly the speed of "oh, that's nice."
*Patent not filed. Patent not even googled.
Cheeks are talking
Unpaid*, unfiltered, and only a little bit damp.
"I used to dread Mondays. Now I schedule extra bathroom breaks. My manager has questions."
"Got the Mango Tango. I have never felt more on vacation while being so not on vacation."
"Extra Brut was a lot. I yelped. The neighbors yelped. Five stars minus one for the neighbors."
*Reviewers are made up. The vibes are real.
Burning questions
Hopefully not literally. If so, see a doctor, not a website.
Is this real?
Spiritually, yes. Legally and physically, absolutely not.
Can I use my own seltzer?
We cannot stop you from pouring a can of La Croix in the tank. We can only judge you quietly.
Does it tickle?
Only if you're doing it right.
Is it safe for kids?
Kids already think everything about bathrooms is hilarious. This would be too much power. No.
What happens if I pick "Still"?
You get a regular bidet and a long, disappointed look from our customer success team.